Bro was supposed to touch grass.
One cat. One phone. Zero productivity.
THE STORY
He was supposed to touch grass.
He opened his phone instead.
One more scroll became one more hour.
Now he's here.
No roadmap for touching grass. No plan to be productive. Just a cat, a cracked screen, and the infinite feed.
CERTIFIED MOMENTS
The lie he tells himself every night.
Later never comes. The feed does.
Battery at 4%. Sleep at 0%.
THE TOKEN
Name
Doomscroll Cat
Ticker
$DSCAT
Network
Solana
Live stats
Contract, supply and stats go live at launch. Always verify the official contract before buying.
JOIN THE FEED
No pitch decks. No promises. Just a very tired cat and thousands of degens refusing to go outside.
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